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AJ & Timmy B of JAMIT

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JAMIT duo Current Joke
George Phillips, age 82 of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light and saw there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked, 'Is someone in your house?' He said, 'No.' Then they said, 'All the patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.' George said, 'Okay'. He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' and he hung up the phone.
Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George, 'I thought you said you shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
JAMIT duo Previous Jokes
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and bring back some of the fruit. He grabbed his five-gallon bucket and headed out. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they scrambled to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'
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JAMIT duo Upcoming Dates
Fri 7/3
American Legion
5:00pm - 9:00pm
Oak Creek, WI
Sat 7/4
Union Grove Parade
10:00 a.m.
Union Grove, WI
Sat 7/4
Abbey Springs
5:00pm - 9:00pm
Fontana, WI
Fri 7/10
Potawatomi Bingo Room
4:00pm - 7:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 7/11
Potawatomi Bar 360
9:00pm - 1:00am
Milwaukee, WI
Fri 7/31
Potawatomi Bingo Room
4:00pm - 7:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 8/1
Sidewalk Days
12:30pm - 4:30pm
Johnson Creek, WI
Wed 8/5
Potawatomi Bar 360
8:00pm - 12:00am
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 8/8
Greendale Gazebo Park
6:00pm - 10:00pm
Greendale, WI
Sun 8/9
Genoa City Days
3:00pm - 7:00pm
Genoa City, WI
Tue 8/11
State Fair
3:00pm - 6:45pm
Milwaukee, WI
Wed 8/12
State Fair
3:00pm - 7:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
Thu 8/13
State Fair
3:15pm - 6:45pm
Milwaukee, WI
Fri 8/14
Potawatomi Bingo Room
4:00pm - 7:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 8/15
Flashbacks
9:00pm - 1:00am
Fox Lake, WI
Wed 8/26
Potawatomi Bar 360
8:00pm - 12:00am
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 8/29
Milwaukee Elks Lodge
7:30pm - 11:30pm
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 9/5
Northern Pines
Butternut, WI
Sun 9/6
Northern Pines
Butternut, WI
Fri 9/11
Potawatomi Bingo Room
4:00pm - 7:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
Wed 9/30
Potawatomi Bar 360
8:00pm - 12:00am
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 10/3
Private Event
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 10/24
Flashbacks
9:00pm - 1:00am
Fox Lake, WI
Sat 11/28
Private Event
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 12/19
Flashbacks
9:00pm - 1:00am
Fox Lake, WI

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JAMIT duo band Latest News
2009 Click on the Upcoming Dates tab along the top to see the location and addresses.
11.2008 JAMIT strikes great deal with POTAWATOMI BINGO CASINO. Check out JAMIT at the Bingo Hall regularly through September, and also at the exciting new Bar 360 Friday, May 2.

According to Timmy B: "If you haven't seen all the new renovations at the Casino, you should check it out! Bar 360 is an unbelievably cool night spot. We'll see you there!"
2006 Do you want to hear JAMIT play right now? Select "Song List" and listen to one or all of their samples.

Warning: Dancing may occur.


JAMIT duo Trivia Questions
Question: What Michael Jackson album spawned five chart-topping singles?
Answer: Bad

JAMIT duo Trivia Archive
Question: What artist played at both Woodstock Festivals (1969 and 1994)?
Answer: Joe Cocker




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